From Cheyenne's FB

[x] You were born in Singapore
[x] Both your parents are Singaporeans OR/AND Malaysians
[ ] Your parents expect your spouse to be of your race
[x] You have none or one sibling.
[ ] You have learnt the Singapore workout.
[ ] You miss luncheon meat
[ ] You hate Motorola branded phones.
[ ] You think putting an iPod earphone into your ears is cool.
[ ] You own more than 2 existing (current) handphones
[x] You have Friendster, Facebook, etc etc.
Total so far: 4

[ ] You love to act cute.
[x] You speak or randomly break out in Singlish/hokkien etc etc.
[ ] Your Caucasian friends do not understand what you are saying.
[x] You crave for chicken rice and the other uber delicious food.
[ ] You want to go overseas (out of Asia at least) for a decent holiday.
[x] You pick up the trash when you miss the trash bin.
[x] You say dust bin instead of bulk bin / trash / etc
[ ] You put "x" and "z" behind words to make them look prettier.
[ ] You have a picture of Stephenie Sun on your wall.
[ ] You watched The Little Nyonya.
[ ] You can endlessly add to the information of 'Singlish' on wiki
[*] You learn to swim before the age of 10.
[*] You learn to ride the bike before the age of 12.
[ ] You think PSLE is hard until you encounter an A levels exam.
[x] You think it's impossible to get over 290 for PSLE.
[x] Sentosa is getting boring to you
[ ] You miss root beer
[ ] You want more long-time-ago shows like Phua Chu Kang
[ ] You actually get lame jokes.
[ ] You think Singapore is the #1 country in the world
[x] you are kiasu
[ ] you enjoy Hossan Leong's shows.
[x] you play uno and beyblade when u were young.
[x] you go shopping wearing super simple clothing
[ ] you think 'why call the esplanade 'esplanade? so hard the name. call durian also can what.'
[ ] you sleep during mother tongue classes
[ ] you speak in english during mother tongue classes
[ ] you get 1000 math questions for homework a day
[ ] your class size is 38-45 pupils
[x] your school bag weighs more than 1kg.
[ ] You are doing this but you know you have other important stuffies to do
[ ] You always watch a thursday movie cos that's the cheapest
[ ] You smuggle food into cinemas
[ ] You curse at the person smoking in carparks, lifts, air con places etc etc
[ ] You smuggle gum from thailand and malaysia etc
[ ] You use the tattoo from the famous bear bear malaysian gum.
[ ] You want to live like Archie and his gang. Summer vacations. wow.
[ ] Your hair becomes spikier as you live.
[ ] You chiong at a sale.
[ ] You have more than 40 Xs so far.
Total: 10+4= 14

Multiply by 2 to get your Singaporean-ess percentage: 14 x 2 = 28%
Then repost as I am _% Singaporean.